Apparently a test of clumsiness/stupidity/absurdness. I got bored and copied this from Enallu.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (I was afraid to try, but I think I have attempted to get through the rails that prevented me from going down the stairs as a kid...)
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (Seen it'appen. Not a pretty sight.)
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (even without talking.)
5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (How would one go about accomplishing this?)
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (It would be funny if people had to tell me I'm blonde.)
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (Are both aforementioned crushes the same person?)
8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realised it was in your hand (It was in my pocket, not my hand.)
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (A mistake easily covered up by immediatly pulling afterwards)
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push (See 9.)
Running total: 3
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (I was drunk.)
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (Hitting being "playing drums" in this case.)
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (Damn those iron stairs at swimming pools.)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I didn't think adding gunpowder was such a bad idea. Still tasted great though.)
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Yeah, it got stuck in the hair that grows out of the top of my neck. Worst place ever.)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (I can do this in any given situation, taking part in any given activity)
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (I hate tomatoes.)
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (With friends like mine. Our school's recess area will never be the same.)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (Jan- euh Jop.)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (I haven't skinned my toe. I have completely recolored my foot.)
Running total: 10
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (Believe me, in one year, everyone'll do this.)
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Look, no hands! No feet either! Oh cr-)
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door (I disappeared into it completely)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it ("Say, have you seen my phone? Wait, try calling it!")
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I think my record so far would be 4.5 minutes. Correct me if I'm wrong.)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (But... The air... Comes out... It doesn't suck in air, right?)
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (I sleep next to one, so, in the future, I might be able to cross this.)
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (I was just thinking about how I could actually walk with these flipflops on without losing them.)
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (I don't say o'clock. I say candles. 6 candles. 6:15 candles.)
Running total: 11
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum/poo on the ground, you stepped in it ("Rick, there's poo-" "Too late.")
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (HA)
33. [x] Walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (She even ACTED liked her.)
34. [ ] Been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (They couldn't kick me that far.)
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (Of course I knew it was hot. I just... forgot...)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on (I have only one kind of underwear)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in (Last night! I was a lil sleepy though, which accounts for the fact I did not see it.)
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (I notice in time.)
39. [ ] Walked into a pole (Walked, no. Cycled, yes.)
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident (Thank God.)
Running total: 16
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it then left your house (Many times. You wouldn't notice anyway.)
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (Bliiinded by the light.)
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (I have had similar experiences with other donutshaped objects.)
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it (Yeah, but I was drunk so...)
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do (I have opened and closed cupboards countless times.)
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Probably, but I can't remember anything specific, so I won't cross it)
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (My reach is good.)
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye (With a multitude of objects.)
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (Socks are for small dogs and homeless people.)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (My desire to be pretty was too much for it.)
Running total: 20
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to take this test (Since I have 20/50 so far...)
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (I was really proud of how pointy I got it to be and wanted to feel it)
53. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it (Possibly... But I've never realized it afterwards either.)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place ("Ok.")
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (Yeah I'm si----venteen.)
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (I want to see it.)
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realised that you didn't have school/work that day. (One thing I don't forget is when I don't have to remember anything.)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (I still don't know it.)
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (Thankfully, he told me afterwards he should've told me to watch out for it, so I can't cross this.)
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (Many, many times.)
Running total: 25
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (That's an obscenity in my world; dancing.)
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it (Being dutch has it's advantages: everyone makes grammar mistakes here!)
63. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (I don't think that's possible, because people can't really do that.)
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (It was the same person though but he didn't like being reminded of it, thus being the wrong person.)
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (I've also forgotten to do the backside without first looking, but having been told there was another side, I think it qualifies as stupid as well.)
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (Scoobidibabidy and the floobidiflabbidy into the-)
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (I don't think it qualifies since I wasn't even 10 years old back then.)
68. [ ] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I don't put things in special places, I just lose them wherever.)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out (It was on purpose.)
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (Don't remember the lie though, but yeah...)
Running total: 31
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face ("I wonder if it'd magically NOT hurt...)
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb ("Light? I don't see any light...")
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam ([x] Ran into a door made of jam)
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (They always think it's a joke, lucky me.)
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it ("Look, do the OPPOSITE of this.")
76. [ ] Have licked playground sand (Ohohohoh man, that must be tasty.)
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (Little kids and their hobbies, eh?)
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't ("that's practically impossible standing next to some people", this is what Enallu wrote. I am one of those people he described.)
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people ("NO DON'T GIVE HIM SUGA- Damn it.")
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (Hypothesis confirmed...)
Running total: 35
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (Hypothesis, yet again, confirmed...)
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (It didn't hurt that much and it made me look funny in the mirror.)
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (It must have SOME deeper philosophical meaning...)
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Ha... Hourglass Sarah... Memories. xD)
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (I prefered the comb.)
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (I prefer flies. They are risky when it comes to actually blowing them away or sucking them in.)
87. [x] Laughed out loud in the middle of class over something you just thought up in your head (Poor Gebbink...)
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?)
89. [ ] Have flung forks/spoons at people in a restaurant (Catch.)
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food. (Bitches be trippin'.)
Running total: 38
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I move other things.)
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (I call you... Sanchez, G10, Crunchz, My-milkshake-brings-y'all-to-ma-yard and Peter.)
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (I think I didn't take participation in that particular event at the time, but I did see it happen. Gruesome sight, paper everywhere, people screaming (of laughter) and I couldn't do a thing about it! So I blew stuff up cuz it was GTA.)
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realising it wasn't yours (I'd immediatly notice; "This isn't black... Well, can't be mine.")
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (A.D.D.)
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention (Not the WHOLE book. I reread sections I didn't "read" properly.)
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before (R... I... Gamma, NO CRAP.)
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (Oh look, a unicorn diving into a flowing lake of candy!)
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (Hee homo.)
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth (Betcha ass I can get it in there!)
Total: 41%
I don't know how I got below 50%. xD